Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
try to milk me bitch
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