Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Do plants get herpes?
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