Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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