windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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