Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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