How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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