Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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