I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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