maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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