But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I puked a lego.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
how drunk are you?
Several
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Randomize
