i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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