Where did you get a picture of my penis
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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