your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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