I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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