that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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