Your dad touched me again.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I've blown a few things in my day
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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