I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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