Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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