K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you traded sex for a burrito?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We are two peas in an std pod
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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