How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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