Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
