I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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