The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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