His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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