youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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