how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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