I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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