I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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