I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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