My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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