uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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