Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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