Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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