Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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