Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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