Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Dick very happy bro
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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