Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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