I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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