we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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