Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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