That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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