I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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