brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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