Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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