I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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