around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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