I'm really into asian looking animals
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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