I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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