He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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