So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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